Hey gang! Its Dumpy Rumpy here for all to see, struttin' her stuff, slingin' her pee!

That's my little joke to bank the ice.

Well, it's been a pretty tough day today, so It thought I'd just make this brief (that's Princess for short, and for shorts).  This is just so you guys can get to know me before you follow my travels far and wide.

I was born on my uncle's farm many years ago. He did a lot of farming by himself and then he ran away to be with the commoners.  We royalty can be so demanding!

MIGRANT WORKERS RETURNING TO THEIR



QUARTERS AFTER DOING MY FARM BIDDING



I live with my mom, my grandma, two cats without fuzz, two fuzzy jumbos with hot dog noses, and four snack-sized brothers and sisters.  I also have four servants, two of whom are pretty normal, one of  whom is I think a giant ghost shrimp who always struts underwear, and one of whom...let's all pray for him. 

I'm doing all right for myself.  I've got a pretty good little condo goin' on here with wifi and floor.  I'm also ferocious so DON'T CROSS ME I'LL KILL YOU TO DEATH.

Anyway I'll update you on my daily worldwide business travels as they happen.  I'm pretty sure my brother left me in charge of the farm so first thing in the morning: farm report!

TVs on!